Quote from Real Life

Setup: I am holding the door open for a gentleman I work for. We have badges we have to use to get into the doors.
Him: "Wow the door opens for me and I don't even have to take my card.......ah........."
I believe he was going to say out of his pants but I didn't make it easy. I just smiled and let him get flustered. It was nice to be the one not embarrassed for a change.